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Hi, I'm ~keith, a mysterious gay dog prowling the dark, unexplored corners of the Internet. Welcome to my Web site! Please excuse the mess, I haven't been able to update it as often as I'd like. Hopefully that'll change soon.

What's wrong with you?

I'm a queer, trans, polyamorous anarchist hackerpunk mutt. (Wruff~ :3) My interests include tinkering with old computers, kissing men, working on programming & electronics projects, violating copyright law, and playing video games.

Pronouns

I use it/its and punk/punks pronouns. Here's an example of how to use them:

This morning, punk went to the park.
I went with punk.
And punk brought punks frisbee.
At least I think it was punks.
By the end of the day, punk started throwing the frisbee to punkself.

Furry code

FCM A--> C->++ D>m+++ H+++ M->+ P+ R T+++ W--> S+++ RLCT* cl+++ d+ f++++ i+++
Translation
Species FCM Domestic mutt
Art A--> No experience, but would like to try
Conventions C->++ Never gone, but would like to become a regular
Fursuiting D>m+++ Would like to make my own fursuit and wear it regularly
Hugs H+++ If it moves, I'll hug it (if it doesn't move, I'll hug it until it moves)
MUDs M->+ Never tried it, but would like to
Plushies P+ I have been known to cuddle a few
Realism R No particular preference
Transformation T+++ Definitely! (as long as I get to choose the species)
Writing W--> No experience, but would like to try
Furry sex S+++ What do you mean there are other things to do?
Real Life RLCT* Computers/information technology (no job yet)
Computers cl+++ Linux user. If there was anything else to life, there'd be a newsgroup about it! laughing face
DOOM d+ I've played it and I like it, but I'm not a huge fan
Furriness f++++ I am not a human, I am a furry
Internet i+++ I'm a Webmaster/site administrator

Latest updates

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Links

E-mail

My e-mail address is keith@keithhacks.cyou, and my PGP key is below. Please feel free to e-mail me about anything at all!

Messaging

You can contact me using XMPP or Matrix.

Social media

I'm active on the Fediverse, where you can find me at @keith@anarchism.space. I no longer have a Twitter account.

Other stuff

Services I host

I currently run the following public-facing Internet services. You're welcome to use them!

Donate

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I can't sign up for PayPal or any similar service, so I can only accept Monero:

You can still send me Monero even if you don't use it - just go to any "buy monero online" website and put my address in.