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## Problems with .apks format
Main problems with new format were either with device CPU architecture or MemeUI shit with MiUI optimisations. We wrote instructions for VancedHelper but no one used it for troubleshooting. Then some users complained about new format and refused to upgrade to newest version (We don't give a fuck about that) because "I dOn'T WaNT To HaVe OnE MoRE apP To insTalL VanCeD" so we decided to make an installer for Vanced
# Vanced Manager
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm very proud to introduce the new **Vancad Manger 1.2.0™** (typo is intentional)
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm very proud to introduce the new **Vancad Banger 2.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0™** (typo intended)
Vanced Manager is an universal utility for installing/updating Vanced and MicroG. It will push notifications once the update is ready (Now that's what I call pwetty epic).
Vanced manager comes with a slick UI ~~that was stolen from the new Magisk Manager (I'm very sorry John but I looked at your code for about 100 times).~~ Actually, while UI may look very similar to new Magisk Manager's UI, It's still very different (that's a blatant lie, I know).
Vanced Manager comes with a slick UI ~~that was stolen from the new Magisk Manager (I'm very sorry John but I looked at your code for about 100 times). Actually, while UI may look very similar to new Magisk Manager's UI, It's still very different (that's a blatant lie, I know).~~ <- diz shit completely invalid now so suck my balls
Main Menu screenshot taken from tablet
![screenshot](https://i.imgur.com/r2jiq7J.png)
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- Vortextriangle: The app is so useful that I uninstalled it after installing Vanced
- Response: yo that's finna woke
## How does it suck?™
Vanced Manager sucks 100% of your CPU to mine Bitcoins, this is a new technique called CryptocurrencySucker2077. Basically we load up your shit MediaTek MT 8163 with processes that help us mine cryptocurrency, this is how Vanced Team makes money (excluding BAT and AdGuard referrals)
## Credits
### Vanced Manager developers
- X1nto (UI, UX, Downloader, Installer, Signature Checker, PussiSlayer69, Collector of 400 BAT, A great liar)